All of this, everything that’s happening, is far beyond my control. Nobody could have foreseen the depth of Trump’s corruption or the abyss of the GOP’s integrity.
Nobody could believe that even after all of the success we’ve seen with legalized marijuana, there are still conservative holdouts who would rather treat pot smokers like criminals rather than capture the vast amounts of money the new business would generate.
Nobody seems to understand how there has yet to be a single person who walked into a pot dispensary and walked out with anything other than pot. No speed, no coke, no pills, etc. Just pot, just like people who walk out of a liquor store only leave with liquor.
A lot of people are stupid and mean, and that’s just how it’s gonna be.
What seems to work for me is pretending that I am an alien living on a hostile planet, and keeping a low profile isn’t cowardice or apathy, it’s just common sense.
So go ahead and fuck up the world, you stupid cons.
Any time you hear somebody defining themselves as a Conservative Republican, substitute the word stupid for conservative, and meany for Republican, and the connotation of the phrase will remain unaffected.